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Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Rain brings out the scary fish

I just got a message from a Bail Bondsman who cage fights in his spare time.  HUH?

Furthermore, he's separated and doesn't watch any sports except for MMA.  We are not soulmates.

Also?  His muscles scare me.

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  1. If he was divorced, I'd say try a date... however, I've dated an MMA fighter, he had a serious anger management problem. Not to say they are all like that, but my experience was like that.

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    1. Yeah, I don't play with separated guys (b/c who knows the truth about where they really stand) and the huge, musclebound body, scary job and angry hobby has me skeptical, LOL. Plus, he doesn't watch football. BOO.

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  2. Geez, bluemoon. You're so picky! How could you not want to date some guy who isn't legally divorced (and who knows if he's even legally separated) who hits people in his free time?

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    1. I KNOW, I KNOW. I'm going to be alone forever. ;)

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  3. That is the most awesome thing I have read all day.

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    1. :D I'm here to entertain! Sometimes these things just write themselves.

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    2. That was just awesome. I'd almost go out with him just to get some hilarious stories.

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  4. Dating sites are a startling reminder that there are ALL kinds of people out there... and there's someone for everyone.

    Bluemoon, if you don't want him, can I have him? :P

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    1. Go right ahead, LOL. BTW, I've tried to comment on your blog twice in the last couple of days, but when the "prove you're not a robot" test comes up, it's cut off on the bottom and I can't complete it, thusly I can't post! Not sure why, but wanted to give you a heads up. It's probably just me, LOL. I can't seem to find a way to scroll down to get to the part where I enter what I see. :/

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    3. Thanks for letting me know, Blue Moon! I've disabled the robot test for now, so comment away please :)

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