I just got a message from a Bail Bondsman who cage fights in his spare time. HUH?
Furthermore, he's separated and doesn't watch any sports except for MMA. We are not soulmates.
Also? His muscles scare me.
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If he was divorced, I'd say try a date... however, I've dated an MMA fighter, he had a serious anger management problem. Not to say they are all like that, but my experience was like that.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't play with separated guys (b/c who knows the truth about where they really stand) and the huge, musclebound body, scary job and angry hobby has me skeptical, LOL. Plus, he doesn't watch football. BOO.
DeleteGeez, bluemoon. You're so picky! How could you not want to date some guy who isn't legally divorced (and who knows if he's even legally separated) who hits people in his free time?
ReplyDeleteI KNOW, I KNOW. I'm going to be alone forever. ;)
DeleteThat is the most awesome thing I have read all day.
ReplyDelete:D I'm here to entertain! Sometimes these things just write themselves.
DeleteThat was just awesome. I'd almost go out with him just to get some hilarious stories.
DeleteDating sites are a startling reminder that there are ALL kinds of people out there... and there's someone for everyone.
ReplyDeleteBluemoon, if you don't want him, can I have him? :P
Go right ahead, LOL. BTW, I've tried to comment on your blog twice in the last couple of days, but when the "prove you're not a robot" test comes up, it's cut off on the bottom and I can't complete it, thusly I can't post! Not sure why, but wanted to give you a heads up. It's probably just me, LOL. I can't seem to find a way to scroll down to get to the part where I enter what I see. :/
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DeleteThanks for letting me know, Blue Moon! I've disabled the robot test for now, so comment away please :)
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