Dear New Guy,
Thanks for showing your true colors so quickly, all within a two hour text conversation that started with flirting and planning of a second date for tomorrow, and ended with you telling me we're not a good match. That I'm too hesitant. That you want someone who will just go for it.
Translation: Thanks for bailing because I wouldn't agree to a shirtless massage from you as a reward for winning miniature golf on our planned date tomorrow.
Douchebag.
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Creep.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why men think shit like that is appropriate. Raised in a barn perhaps?
to say the very least!
ReplyDeleteSeriously. WTF?
ReplyDeleteThat's about what I got out of that, too!
DeleteW.T.F.?! "Will just go with it" definitely translates to "Will just drop her panties after I've bought her one cocktail." No thanks.
ReplyDeleteOh my god. What a dick. I remember a guy emailing me through match once...after some actually good emails he suddenly asked me about what positions I like in the bedroom. I was all "Uhm, say what?" he then told me since I was European, European women are known to be freaky in the bedroom. I told him that now, unfortunately, he will never experience the freakshow I am.
ReplyDeleteASSHOLES.
Right? I was honestly quite dumbfounded by the turnaround. Better to find out this soon than after I got attached, though.
DeleteI'm so, so tired of men being so brash about sex right off the bat.
Agreed!
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