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Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

Dear New Guy,

Thanks for showing your true colors so quickly, all within a two hour text conversation that started with flirting and planning of a second date for tomorrow, and ended with you telling me we're not a good match.  That I'm too hesitant.  That you want someone who will just go for it. 

Translation:  Thanks for bailing because I wouldn't agree to a shirtless massage from you as a reward for winning miniature golf on our planned date tomorrow.

Douchebag.

12 comments:

  1. Creep.

    I don't understand why men think shit like that is appropriate. Raised in a barn perhaps?

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    1. I don't know, but this guy is a creepy fuck. Seriously. And he made a point on our first date of saying he skips any profiles that don't say they want a relationship, and that he's such a gentleman with his Midwestern values, and that he waits until he really trusts someone to sleep with them.

      Liar, liar.

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    1. That's about what I got out of that, too!

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  3. W.T.F.?! "Will just go with it" definitely translates to "Will just drop her panties after I've bought her one cocktail." No thanks.

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    1. Yeah, so in summation he was just a big lying asshole. Cheers! ;)

      Good riddance!

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  4. Chinatown guy? Wow, what a dick. Glad he saved you the hassle of finding all this out later!

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  5. Oh my god. What a dick. I remember a guy emailing me through match once...after some actually good emails he suddenly asked me about what positions I like in the bedroom. I was all "Uhm, say what?" he then told me since I was European, European women are known to be freaky in the bedroom. I told him that now, unfortunately, he will never experience the freakshow I am.

    ASSHOLES.

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    1. Right? I was honestly quite dumbfounded by the turnaround. Better to find out this soon than after I got attached, though.

      I'm so, so tired of men being so brash about sex right off the bat.

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